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Highly esteemed Viktor Fyodorovych!

I am writing you in the matter of the posthumous Hero of Ukraine title I accepted on behalf of my grandfather from the hands of your predecessor Victor Yushchenko.
I heard that it’s causing you some problems in Moscow and that Gazprom may raise gas prices if you don’t rescind the state award by Stalin’s Victory Day party on May 9.
I also heard a Polish politician from Platforma Obywatelska is threatening that Ukraine will not become a member of the EU if you do not take back the award. (I am not sure the slanderous Pawel Zalewski, an author of resolution P7-TA(2010)0035, checked with the other Members of European Parliament before opening his mouth).
I was thinking and thinking, when the answer appeared on the Ukrainian Internet. I read how Barak Obama decided to donate his Nobel Peace Prize money to charities. “What a great idea,” I thought.
I got to thinking some more on how to help out Ukraine and correct another one of the “wrongs” your predecessor committed. And how you and me both can help out Ukraine which is like one big charity case.
Here’s the deal: I will give back the Hero of Ukraine award if you give back the Mezhyhyria property ** you got from Yushchenko (pictured above). I think that the gifts we received from Yushchenko are worth about the same. If I give back the Bandera award, Ukraine will have cheaper natural gas prices from Russia and a free trade agreement with the EU worth tens of millions of Euros. Your mansion and property are also worth tens of millions of Euros.
Together, we will fill the coffers of the state budget and help pay back wages owed to doctors and teachers and maybe some pensions.
What d’you say? Let me know the time and place for the exchange (strelka) and I will be there. I’ll be the guy wearing a gold star on my lapel.

Sincerely,
S. A. Bandera
Grandson of Hero of Ukraine

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